me: *throws neopoints at my strippers*

same

police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!

me: not with that attitude

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asphyxiati0n:

dietchola:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD YES

OH MY GOD

missionkimpossible:

lifeisahourglass:

missionkimpossible:

lookin-for-misery:

ieatbabiez4fun:

missionkimpossible:

can you please stop adding irrelevant comments to pictures you’re giving me cancer

the northern lights are a myth

1 in every 4 people is gay.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.

teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me: 
friend: 
me: not me