May 2012
210 posts
me: *throws neopoints at my strippers*
me: *throws neopoints at my strippers*
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
Watchasphyxiati0n:
dietchola:
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD YES
OH MY GOD
missionkimpossible:
lifeisahourglass:
missionkimpossible:
lookin-for-misery:
ieatbabiez4fun:
missionkimpossible:
can you please stop adding irrelevant comments to pictures you’re giving me cancer
the northern lights are a myth
1 in every 4 people is gay.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me
frnkkk:
when someones keysmash is asdfghjkl;’
defeating:
I thought about doing homework but then I’m like tomorrow is Friday and then I’m like school is basically over and then I’m like yeah
officialjosephkony:
Florence + The Machine ft. LMFAO (Skrillex remix)
basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you
officialsalad:
has anyone actually tried emailing free2rhyme@yahoo.com???
sarahsprite:
i mean ive seen a lot of scary things on the internet but nothing will ever compare to
chupichupyoi:
Madagascar 20: They’re Still Not In New York
person: SUSHI IS GROSS! WHO WOULD WANT TO EAT RAW FISH?
me: have u even tasted it
me: have u even been in the same room as it
Watchvideohall:
Slinky is trying so hard
cashier: sorry but you don't have enough money to buy this
me: okay
me: rosebud
me: rosebud
me: motherlode
me: motherlode
me: motherlode
me: kaching
me: motherlode
me: okay how about now
ihopericksantorum:
I hope that Rick Santorum makes an account on neopets with a mildly inappropriate name as a joke, but then he actually starts to play and he starts to get emotionally attached to all of his neopets and he manages to paint all of them, but then one day he comes back to find out that the mods shut his account down because of his name and now he’s lost everything.
Watch
Watch
richwhitelesbian:
gave myself a tattoo of myself giving myself a tattoo. a few more repetitions & i should be able to use my arm as a portal to the dimension of the eternally cool&chill
thepizzaqueen:
oh my god I just saw the stupidest volkswagen commercial ever and this kid got in an accident and gets out of the car and is like “my dad is going to kill me” and he’s all upset and distraught and shit and then the commercial has this tagline that’s like
“he can only kill you…. if you’re OK”
that’s
not comforting at all
methtakes:
anne frank’s declassified holocaust survival guide
silenthill:
my dash got no business lookin like this
A response to a topic on the Newbie board titled...
neopianangst:
teapayne:
I bet when teachers go to restaurants and the waiter says “can I take your order?” they reply “I don’t know can you?”
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
idiotblogger:
this is my new senior quote
iphone420:
im hanging out with azealia banks tomorrow and we are going to drink wine and do black girl things
